Found a funny article from sina.com---a dialogue between a foreigner and a receptionist of xx company. 小姐:Hello. 老外:Hi. 小姐:You have what thing? 老外:Can you speak English? 小姐:If I not speak English, I am speaking what? 老外:Can anybody else speak English? 小姐:You yourself look. All people are playing, no people have time. 老外:Anybody here can speak English? 小姐:Shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing? 老外:I want to speak to your head. 小姐:Head not zai. You tomorrow come Hahaha, It is time to go back to study now. |