Adaptation is the key I must admit, I didn’t like Tom in the beginning. He lived in the house that was adjacent to mine, and I knew he was addicted to painkillers. He had injured his back while building adobe houses in the countryside for the local government administration. The painkillers numbed his back pain and allowed him to continue performing his heavy construction work. However, it wasn’t long before he got caught for failing to adhere to the drug laws. I still recall what the judge told him shortly before he adjourned the court. “ You’ll either have to adapt to a life without drugs or adjust to living in the prison that adjoins this courthouse.” I was admittedly upset when the judge asked me to help administer tom’s probation. I felt that the judge was making me an unwilling and unnecessary adjunct to the court system. But I had no choice. I thought to myself, “ adaptation is the key.” So I changed my attitude towards tom and I soon learned that tom was just as adaptable. Tom heeded the judge’s warning. He quit his construction job and stopped using painkillers. He put all of his time and effort into inventing a new adhesive for constructing brick houses. His dedication was admirable. He became quite adept at chemistry and before long, he discovered a key additive that made his glue superior to all other adhesives. Now, I greatly admire tom and he has become a good friend. I guess adaptation really is the key. Christmas I’m a big advocate of Christmas celebrations. It’s still my favorite time of year. Although china hasn’t adopted this special holiday, there’s still hope. With the advent of china’s membership in the WTO, Chinese people will be exposed to a number of western holidays. My guess is that they will adore Christmas. My strong affinity for Christmas comes from my childhood days. In my hometown, we would prepare for Christmas comes from my childhood days. In my hometown, we would prepare for Christmas by buying a big Christmas tree. If we were feeling bit more adventurous, we would hike up the mountain and find one on our own. Adorning the tree is the next step. We’d use all kinds of adornment to decorate the tree, from pinecones and candy coated angles to colorful Christmas balls and fake icicles. My dad was especially adroit at making small handpainted ornaments. Since my dad’s company was affiliated with a light bulb company, he was also able to bring home the most beautiful and colorful Christmas lights. After decorating the tree. We would make small gingerbread houses out of bread and candy. These houses were aesthetic but not edible. It was always advisable to keep these appetizing houses out of reach of young children. There’s no adversity on Christmas day. Even the soldiers are adverse to fighting. Everyone is affable. Lovers are especially affectionate and they often show their affection by giving each other romantic gifts. Children usually receive toys as gifts. But my most memorable gift was not a toy. It was an aquarium, complete with an air pump to aerate the water. Raising all those fish was such an adventure for me. What is my favorite holiday? All of these wonderful thoughts lead me to affirm that Christmas is without doubt the best time of year. Another day, another dollar Life as a newspaper reporter can be aggravating. Every morning at 5:00 a.m., there’s a staff meeting where the managing editor goes through his agenda for the day. He’s not at all agreeable in the morning. In fact, he’s akin to a grouchy bear. Oh does he love to agitate us! I drink coffee to calm my nerves but sometimes it just aggravates my stomach. “Jim, you’ll be covering the recent acts of aggression in the middle east. We can’t afford to ignore this important development. You need to be airborne and on your way to the middle east within the hour.” “Jane, come in here, you’re late. Don’t leave the door ajar, this is a private meeting. I need you to get a copy of that new alien alert from the immigration department. The aggregate number of aliens in this country is growing, but it seems to me that such an alert will only serve to alienate our own minority groups.” “Sam, you’re the most agile of us all. Use your agility to catch up with the world-class runners who are in town for the marathon. Come on Sam, don’t agonize over your assignment, just do it.” “Mary, the children in central Africa are afflicted with an unknown disease. It’s not just an ailment. It’s something far more serious. Hey, stop looking so aghast, you don’t need to go there. Just find out the source of the affliction and write a report on it by this afternoon. By the way, I think you should quit drinking coffee, it does nothing to cal your nerves!” Oh well, I guess I better get going. Can I afford to quit this wonderful job? Not today. Funny things happen Yesterday, I decided to get my pants altered. I had$200 in my wallet, which was more than enough for the alteration. Foolishly however, I got lost taking an alternate route to the tailor shop. Fortunately, I had aspirin to alleviate my headache. Walking further, I noticed a red balloon aloft, rising to a higher altitude. It distracted me, causing me to bump into two young brothers. They looked alike but seemed opposite in personality. One was clearly aloof but the other appeared to be an altruistic individual. He could sense I was lost and happily gave me directions. Such altruism is so rare these days. What an ally he can be to a lost person! The contrast in their personalities reminded me of the biblical allegory of Cain and Abel. But it would be too hasty to allege such a contrast given that I didn’t really know them. I continued on my way but was allured into a bike shop by a window photo of a lovely girl on a mountain bike. Below the photo, it said, “ride rough, ride real,” a clear alliteration. I felt there was no alternative but to enter the shop. The owner was an alumnus from my university. He alluded that the best bike for me would be the $200 bike that was displayed in the window photo. It was made out of a special lightweight alloy. He also offered to adjust my tire alignment for free. Well, I didn’t make it to the tailor that day. But I did ride home on a new bike. As for my pants? Well, the bike shop owner cut the pant legs off for free. Now I have a cool pair of shorts for riding! The speech and the vote Good morning everyone. I’d like to make a few remarks. Let me start by saying, I think the merger is a good idea. Of we amalgamate our two small business, we can create a more powerful one, with our increased size and financial power, we can amass new investors and raise ample funds to renovate the old hotel. We can attract more guests by adding amenities, like a swimming pool, and planting more greenery to create a peaceful ambience. To make it even more special, we can build a special walkway that will allow people to amble amid the trees. The results of out ambitious project will amaze the community. After we finish the renovations, we can take photos and post them on our Internet site. My brother is an amateur photographer and a very amenable individual. I’m sure he won’t charge us for taking photos, as long as we keep the amount of photos down to a reasonable number. Then, before opening the new hotel, we’ll need to hire and train a new staff of amicable people. We don’t want anyone who is ambivalent towards the concept of “personal service.” Such ambivalence is bad for business, we want people who are hardworking and amiable. We’ll also need a manager who has enough ambition to keep the hotel running efficiently. Okay. For those of you suffering from temporary amnesia, recall that we must vote to amend the company’s by-laws before we can initiate the merger of our two companies. So let’s vote. Everyone in favor of the amendment, say “aye!” A search back in time I often wondered about my ancestry. I knew that my angular face and large eyes came from my father’s Spanish ancestors. But what did they do for a living? My father, who is very animated, would try to satisfy my curiosity by telling me funny anecdotes about his father and grandfather. His stories were often intriguing, but the information I wanted had to be more than anecdotal. So one day, I went to the library and searched through the annals of Spanish history. I found a good book that thoroughly analyzed the relevant time period and amplified its analysis with charts and illustrations. In it, I discovered several interesting historical figures who shared my surname, sierra. One was an anarchist. He wrote books in which he expressed his belief that society in the rural areas should be allowed to exist without a government. He believed that the government was purposely creating a fear of anarchy merely to justify its heavy taxes on rural area framers. Another sierra was a doctor of anatomy. He was credited for inventing the first anesthetic. The anesthesia allowed him to operate on his patients without causing pain. The most interesting sierra was a former high-ranking official who worked in an ancillary department of the central Spanish government. He spent most of his life protesting the Spanish military’s efforts to annihilate and annex smaller and weaker countries overseas. From the government’s point of view, his protests were analogous to treason, and they sentenced him to a life of anguish in prison. From this research, I was able to see many analogies between the characteristic of my ancestors and my own personality. It made me feel very proud to be a sierra! Time not lost I first met her at the university 8 years ago. My major was anthropology and hers was history. We fell in love and wedded, but three months later, she announced her intention to annul the marriage. She said that I never seemed interested in talking about history and that my apathy annoyed her. She moved away and I never anticipated seeing her again. Then, I ran into her last year while attending an annual convention at the university. She had passed to me an anonymous note that simply said, “look behind you.” I had no idea it would be her. Now, she teaches an American history class at the university. She is truly an anomaly among history professors. She stimulates interest in history by taking her students to historic sites and having them experience antiquity in person. It thrills them to annotate their textbooks with fist-hand information. Her anomalous teaching method draws a large number of students. Last month, I joined her class for a trip to a house that antedated the American civil war. We were fascinated by the antiquated furniture and the post-war antiques. In one room, I found a rusty bronze music box that plays the national anthem. In the bedroom, I found a hand-sewn book containing an anthology of civil war poems. In the bathroom, I discovered a pair of had-blown glass bottles used for storing antibiotic pills and antiseptic. Perhaps the most interesting piece was an old box-styled camera, one of the first to use an aperture. It still worked. I never realized how interesting history could be. For that, I must thank my former wife, or should I say, my present wife. They are now one and the same! |