轻松一刻钟（智商低于130的人最好别看）（新）

sweetcorn

以下是引用NeTman在2003-12-29 6:37:00的发言：
非也,非也,非小鸟也,乃本论坛之热门词汇：牛牛是也！

真对不起本坛的GG们，在这儿陪不是!!^^*

Snazzy

Classmate

　

When I was in my new dentist's waiting room, getting bored having
nothing to
do, I began to examine the mundane details to pass time. Then I noticed
his
certificate on the wall, with his full name on it.

Out of the blue I recalled a tall, good-looking lad with the same name
who'd
been in my high school class some 30 years ago. However, when I finally
saw
the dentist, I quickly dismissed such thought. This balding,
gray-haired man
with lined face was far too old to have been my classmate. After he had
examined my teeth, I asked him if he had attended the local high school
many
years before.

"Yes," he replied.

"When did you graduate?" I asked.

He answered, "In 1967."

"Why, you were in my class!" I exclaimed.

He looked at me closely and asked, "What did you teach?"

angelavivi

精彩，
由于事先在网上看过一则类似的中文笑话，所以理解起来牟问台啦。
英文精彩！

淘气的可爱

呵呵，中文版的也蛮流行的呢！！！！

weane

不错啊，多贴点。

sweetcorn

先郑重声明:
1。本笑话被评为北京中医药大学2003年度最佳笑话
2。本笑话25岁未满禁看
3。本笑话不是sweetcorn讲的而是snazzy讲的。(切记!切记!)

一天，一个黑漆漆分雨交加的夜晚。两个护士在医院值夜班。一个是年青的小护士，一个是老护士。两个人点着灯漫无边际地拉家常。
突然老护士说，"哎呀，忘了给203房的那个傻大个儿导尿呢。"
小护士说，"你有经验你去吧"。
老护士很不情愿地去了。过了一小会儿就回来了。老护士一脸的不高兴。
小护士问，"完事了?"
老护士说，"没能成。那个傻大个怎么那么流氓啊，他的小鸟上居然纹着'一流' 两个字。"
小护士说，"那，也得去帮他啊，要不出事怎么办啊?那还是我去吧"。
小护士就去了203房。好半天才回来。
老护士急忙问，"导出来了没有啊?"
小护士若无其事地说，"出来了。"
老护士问，"看见那两个字没?"
小护士说，"没看见啊?"
老护士说，"怎么会啊? 明明纹在上面的"
小护士说，"不是'一流'是'一江春水向东流'"

carawayt

以下是引用sweetcorn在2004-1-2 14:36:00的发言：
先郑重声明:
  3。本笑话不是sweetcorn讲的而是snazzy讲的。(切记!切记!)

呵呵

欲盖弥彰

Snazzy

冤枉啊，大人！！！

祈晴坊主

哈哈

sweetcorn

以下是引用祈晴坊主在2004-1-3 12:12:00的发言：
哈哈

小晴居然偷着看!