Top 10 Quotes from the Application "Wall of Shame"

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The Top 10 Quotes from the Application "Wall of Shame"

10. "The beautiful and safe residential community at Hyde Park will be an ideal setting for my educational expedition."

9. "underneath my analytical exterior lies a mischievous soul"

8. "He twice called me a stupid idiot"

7. "Led a team of one?."

6. "Hours worked per week ?168 ? (admitted Kellogg student)

5. "I have extensive foreign experiences. I am Dutch!"

4. "Australia is where I sowed my wild oats."

The next two are from Letters of Recommendation

3. "I would like to point out his developmental needs. I think that he has to improve his drinking capacity to a certain extent. He can't drink at all! I have seen many times that he was drunk with only a glass of wine during dinner."

2. "Do us all a favor; TAKE HER!!"

And the number 1 worst sentence on an application for the class of 2003:

1. "I was sentenced to a 27 month prison term? for possession of LSD" (does anyone know where I can find this applicant??)

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Honorable Mention:

"I had exciting 4 years, almost as exciting a President Clinton's last 4 years in the White House"

"I realized that life far away from home was not quiet the same as staying at home.."

"I am not talking about charity; I am not a good person?

"I didn't apply to Tuck because they require a lot of math." (interviewer's comment to this was "She struck me as a prototypical Kellogg student"

My writing aims for precision economy and clarity

Throughout my career I've been a sponge. A sponge, not a parasite."

"I don't expect to take any classes before enrolling at BERKLEY"

"?the thriving Hyde park community stimulates learning and growth"

"I did get a 'C' once, but I do not really like to talk about that."

"Breathing the same Oxygen with the most carefully selected leaders of the future from all over the world will enable me to see my weaknesses, strengths?"

"My father used to joke that some day I would either be a millionaire or in jail."

"Trying to explain the finer points of a Krispy Kreme donut to a New Yorker would be like trying to explain Skydiving to the Amish"

"Volunteered for the intellectually disabled"

"Assisted INS during interrogation of illegal immigrants"

"responsibilities include helping a boy to become a man"

Shuzhen

好贴！

siebel

 

SmileFM

顶！

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//大笑

chyna

as funny as quotes of 韩乔生