今年工作真尼玛难找啊！！！公司连特么的拒信特么的懒得发啊！！！就不能花点儿力气写张好人卡么亲？申了50家，拒信+笔试不超过两位数啊亲！！！
为了表彰这些辛苦寄了好人卡给我的公司，我要给它们每人都颁发个小奖章！！
最早拒信奖：苏格兰皇家银行 总结他家的拒信就是：谢谢亲！今年人太多亲！你不合适亲！再见亲！还会关注你的哟亲~
Dear,
We would like to thank you for yourinterest in joining the Royal Bank of Scotland Group Graduate Programme, andfor the time you have invested in completing your application.
In order to select from the large number ofhigh quality applications we receive, we consider a range of factors, includingacademic achievement, previous work experience, language skills, personalachievement and extra-curricular activities.
After giving careful consideration to yourCV, and your responses to the free text questions, we regret to inform you thatwe will not be proceeding with your application. Unfortunately, we do notprovide any feedback at this stage of the recruitment process due to the highvolume of applications that we receive.
Whilst we cannot accept another applicationto join a different RBS graduate programme in this current campaign, we dooffer other opportunities to join the RBS group. To view our current vacancies,please visit http://www.rbs.com/careers.
We would like to take this opportunity towish you every success in your future career.
Kind Regards
Graduate Recruitment Team
The Royal Bank of Scotland Group
最不可思议拒信奖：联合利华 我就艹了……联合利华凭什么拒我啊？？？？凭什么啊？？？？网申筛选系统抽了吧亲！！他家的拒信总结之就是：谢谢啦~你好厉害哦！但是人好多呢……你没戏了也~还会关注你的！祝好运呀~还要继续喜欢人家哟！
Dear ,
Thanks for yourenthusiasm for Unilever and your application to Unilever MT positions.
We are impressed bythe high quality of your background, however, due to the large volume ofhigh-caliber candidate's applications and the limit of the number of candidatesto be admitted to our next selection session, we are sorry to inform you thatwe will not be able to offer you the pass ticket at this moment; however, wewill keep your resume in our talent database and will inform you accordinglywhen there is any suitable job vacancy in the future.
We wish you all thebest and success in your career life and thanks again for your passion andinterest in Unilever!
Great Journey withYou!!!
Thanks and bestregards
最感人拒信奖——麦肯锡：好吧……麦府……毕竟是麦府……卖了多年嘴皮子，嘴巴真是甜，拒信都看得我以为自己牛逼的不行……总结就是：谢谢你哟！你真是宇宙无敌超级大牛啊！！但是捏……现在好像不是很合适呀……再联络哦~~
Dear,
Thank you for expressing interest in careeropportunities with the Corporate Finance practice at McKinsey & Company.
We have reviewed your background and areimpressed by your accomplishments. However, your background does not seem tofit our recruiting needs at the moment. We will be in touch with you if yourprofile meets any of our future available positions.
Once again, we appreciate your interest inMcKinsey and wish you every success in your career.
Regards,
最傻逼拒信——美林：收到拒信的时候真是吓死爹啊！！一下就发过来两遍啊！！！妹子……你有必要连续两次刺穿哥哥我的膝盖吗？？仔细读了两遍好人卡，尼玛不知道是谁发的啊？？！！！WTF!!回去看了来信邮箱后缀才知道是美林妹子啊……他家总结出来是这样：谢谢啊！可是……人家已经有了呢……但是还是会关注你的！再谢谢你一次！
Dear,
Thank you for applying to the Asia Pacific | China | Global Treasury
Solutions | Analyst Full Time 2013 position. At this stage we have
completed our hiring as all position have been filled. Your
application will be kept on our database for review should any
suitable positions become available.
May we take this opportunity to thank you for your interest, and we
wish you every success in the future.
最凶残拒信：科尔尼 我靠大哥！！！！！！多说两句话会死啊！！！！！！都拒了我了，夸我两句不行么不行么？？？？？？？？就你牛……看人麦肯锡拒人多有艺术！！！活该一辈子当备胎！！
总结起来就是：谢谢，你没戏，再见！Welcome To Facebook啊你妹的……
Dear,
Thank you for your application for theposition of 2013 Campus Recruitment Beijing Office - Business Analyst(Full-time) with our company. We regret to inform you that your application isnot successful on this occasion.
Thanks again for your time and consideringa career with A.T. Kearney, and we wish you every success for the future.
Yours sincerely,
Human Resources
A.T. Kearney Greater China
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