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sherry717xxm

对  那题reasons根本木有提示！根本没听出来 太不靠谱了 不符合英语逻辑的规律！
我就没看人文部分
翻译第一句就是我当时看到题目的感觉。。。。。坑爹啊 尼玛怎么翻译哇！
人人上看来的状态：
“痛苦纠聚心中，眉心发烫发热，胸口郁闷难展，胃里一股气冲喉而上····，这是“考专八人”的秘密,让我们把这秘密留在那被树林掩盖的“X教”里。。。。。。”
作文根本不知道写什么。。。。不知所云
你们mini-lecture的时候给你看题目了么？我们学校给了 可是我完全被distracted了！我练了五套都是不看题目纯记笔记的！！！给了我题目提示我还傻了！！

lilydenris

正在想CD会不会有人吐槽呢，这就看到了~英专的互相抱团安慰下吧。。。专八这货就是考RP有木有！
来来来，孩纸们都不要伤心了，共赏一下这篇奇文，吐吐槽，大家都会过的。。。

Test for English Majors

2012

Grade Eight



Part I Listening Comprehension

Section A Mini-lecture

In this section, you will hear a mini-lecture. You will hear the lecture Once Only. While listening take notes on the important points, even though you know you are just fooling around. When the lecture is over, you will understand nothing, and complete the gap-filling task on Answer sheet 125. Even if you understand every single word of the speaker, you still cannot find the right answer to each question, because that’s what Tem-8 is all about. Now listen to the mini-lecture.



Good morning everyone, and today’s lecture is about

The lazy song



Section B and C

In this section, you will hear everything Once only. You might wonder if you are listening to the right conversation or news or if you get the right paper. It doesn’t matter. Look around you, everyone is feeling the way. Now listen:



The lazy song.



Part II reading Comprehension

In this section, there are four reading passages followed by a total of 20 multiple-choice questions. If you cannot understand the passage, then just choose the choice that you feel most comfortable with. If you do understand the passage, you will find that most of the time, the four choices are all right. Then it will be much harder for you, just like when we say it is raining, it is raining, but when the writer says it is raining, it actually implies that the writer is freaking blue.



Part III General Knowledge which is not general at all. So my advice is to choose the first letter that you see.



Part IV Proofreading and Error Correction. The passage contains 10 errors. Each indicated line contains a maxium of One error. You will wonder in the first half of the passage: 这他妈是啥？Please calm down, because you will ask yourself in the second half of the passage:这他妈又是啥？



Part V Translation

Section A: Chinese to English

Translate the underlined part of the following text into English, even though you don’t even understand it in Chinese.



Section B: English to Chinese



Translate the following text into Chinese. The passage, though seems to be French, Spanish, German, Greek, Latin, penguins, sea turtles, ants, mosquitoes, tomatoes, potatoes, is actually written in English. Surprise!



Part VI writing.

In the first part of your essay, you should state clearly that you don’t understand what you should be writing about. And in the second part, you should support your argument with nothing but nonsenses. In the last part, you should bring what have written to a natural conclusion or a summary, and try to make your essay 400 fucking words. Thank you for your corporation.



This is the end of tem-8 2012. We are looking forward to seeing you again next year!【这句对我们不适用有木有！

Not afraid
转自人人某日志

wytylxt

对  那题reasons根本木有提示！根本没听出来 太不靠谱了 不符合英语逻辑的规律！
我就没看人文部分
翻译第一句就是我当时看到题目的感觉。。。。。坑爹啊 尼玛怎么翻译哇！
人人上看来的状态：
“痛苦纠聚心中，眉心发烫发热，胸口郁闷难展，胃里一股气冲喉而上····，这是“考专八人”的秘密,让我们把这秘密留在那被树林掩盖的“X教”里。。。。。。”
作文根本不知道写什么。。。。不知所云
你们mini-lecture的时候给你看题目了么？我们学校给了 可是我完全被distracted了！我练了五套都是不看题目纯记笔记的！！！给了我题目提示我还傻了！！

-- by 会员 sherry717xxm (2012/3/10 21:17:18)

我回来就把这句改成Q状态了..........想起来作文题目木有写= =              我们是先听再填的..先发卷子的话会不知道记笔记好还是看题目好的..其实我觉得看到题目也没用啊全凭想象..
尼玛今年怎么闹泄题那么严重..好吧专八神马的只是场闹剧..

wytylxt

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bunengwangmima

哇还真有同学吐槽专八。当天考完我憋了好久没地儿吐。托福党表示复习一下午去考专八伤不起。

azalar

完全抓不到PACE啊 我把那里有很多的神父和修女翻译成there are a lot of fathers and mothers了好吗！ 完全是去搞笑的好吗！

小蒙毛毛

哈哈哈专八已经是四年前的事情了，我当时也觉得自己过不了的谁知道还是pass了
所以楼主不要担心 我当时没有复习过呢～～～一直在实习
但是我觉得专八给分还是很松的
再说了
如果要出国　专八这种证书没用的
我最近在办出国的
人家中介要都不要的说学校不看的