[原创]蛤蟆通缉令

olin

<div class="maxcode-quote"><b>以下是引用<i>打酱油的</i>在2008-5-29 0:43:00的发言：</b><br/>阁下北京人?<img src="/static/legacy-emoticon/Dvbbs/em01.gif" /></div><p>不是。。</p>

打酱油的

<div class="maxcode-quote"><b>以下是引用<i>olin</i>在2008-5-29 19:54:00的发言：</b><br/><p>不是。。</p></div><p>为什么提"昌平"?</p><p>暂住北京?</p>

olin

<div class="maxcode-quote"><b>以下是引用<i>打酱油的</i>在2008-5-29 19:59:00的发言：</b><br/><p>为什么提"昌平"?</p><p>暂住北京?</p></div><p>I thought everyone knows this 典故： “末有暂住证， 抓到了扔昌平挖沙子”</p>

打酱油的

<div class="maxcode-quote"><b>以下是引用<i>olin</i>在2008-5-29 20:02:00的发言：</b><br/><p>I thought everyone knows this 典故： “末有暂住证， 抓到了扔昌平挖沙子”</p></div><p>呵呵</p><p>原来如此</p><p></p>

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<strong>要是能上电视，别忘了在我脸上打马赛克<br/></strong><br/><br/><font color="#00008b"><font face="Arial">话说某年某月某日，某地突然冒出大量癞蛤蟆，媒体纷纷派出记者进行采访……<br/><br/>记者A：请问你们为什么大量出行？<br/><font color="#0000ff">蛤蟆A：繁殖期到了，出来找对象。</font><br/>记者A：这么多出来一起找？<br/><font color="#0000ff">蛤蟆A：现在公多母少啊！</font><br/><br/>记者B：请问你们为什么大量出行？<br/><font color="#0000ff">蛤蟆B：夏天来了，换个地方住，那边环境好，凉快。</font><br/>记者B：怎么大家都想换，还有别的原因吧？<br/><font color="#0000ff">蛤蟆B：这边的洞太贵，住不起。</font><br/>记者B：……（无语）<br/><font color="#0000ff">蛤蟆B：不会是直播吧？要是能上电视，别忘了在我脸上打马赛克。</font><br/><br/>记者C：请问你们为什么大量出行？<br/><font color="#0000ff">蛤蟆C：关我×事，我出来打酱油的。</font><br/><br/>记者D：请问你们为什么大量出行？<br/><font color="#0000ff">蛤蟆D：前段时间不是闹地震了么？我们组织大伙出来，给四川的青蛙献血去。</font><br/><br/>记者E：请问你们为什么大量出行？<br/><font color="#0000ff">蛤蟆E：不知道啊，它们都出来我就跟着出来了。</font><br/><br/>记者F：请问你们为什么大量出行？<br/><font color="#0000ff">蛤蟆F：我们想看看奥运火炬传递，现在传到哪儿了？</font><br/><br/>记者G：请问你们为什么大量出行？<br/><font color="#0000ff">蛤蟆G：这里的伙食太差，吃不到天鹅肉……</font><br/><br/>记者H：请问你们为什么大量出行？<br/><font color="#0000ff">蛤蟆H：你是CNN的？恶意炒作，不要炮制假新闻！</font><br/><br/><font color="#dc143c">【结论】大批癞蛤蟆集体出行，纯属巧合，与地震前兆无关！</font></font></font>

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rorarora

貌似是一个月前的事情了....

grenuisx

<div class="maxcode-quote"><b>以下是引用<i>johnyin</i>在2008-5-29 9:18:00的发言：</b><br/>蛙蛙怎么不敢进来了？</div><p>進來幹麻... 且也沒看到這帖...</p>