【灌水】贴个笑话，轻松一下

Lilac29

New Rule: You know you've lost your presidential mojo when even the kindergartners are thinking, "What a dipshit." President See-And-Say's visit to this classroom revealed at least one of the kids was hoping for someone a little more substantial–like Barney The Dinosaur. What really hurt was when she raised her hand and said, "If this is what higher education gets you, please leave my black a$$ behind."

New Rule: Iran and Tom Cruise must swap hostages. Those 15 British sailors for Katie Holmes and her space baby. It's a Shiite-Scientologist match made in heaven. The Iranians get something they've always wanted, the chick from "Dawson's Creek," and Tom gets something he's always wanted: 15 British sailors.

[此贴子已经被作者于2007-4-13 2:27:03编辑过]