sample letter from Sandy at BW
Dear Sir;
Thank you sooooooooooooo much for your recent decision to admit me to the class of ------at ---U.
As you know from my application, I am a deeply happening guy, and the hits just keep on coming.
After getting your kind letter (among many others, as you might imagine), like, you would not believe wha' happened.
First, I got HUMUNGOUS RAISE from the same clown who wrote my rec. letter.
Next, the kid who I was helping come to terms with his terminal cancer (See Essay 2) GOT ALL BETTER!!!!!! :-))))))))
Last, my crazy old girl friend, who had been stalking me (reason for low grades, 2nd semester of senior year, if you recall) got some therapy and some great nip and tuck work, and man, she is hot.
With the super duper $$$$, I'll be earning, and my best pal all better, and the old GF now the NEW GF, like I'm thinking of taking ALL next year to kick back and just float around the world (see route on enclosed page).
soooooooooooooooo, like if it is no big whooop, would you really, really mind if I liked checked in to your cool school in 907 stead o 906, big dif here man to me, little deal to you, fair is fair, plan on catching me just one lil' year later. Any problems, call my cell.
chill dudes, later |