让我们假设是男追女的情况：Let's assume that a boy is pursuing a girl. Applicant: 那个男生 Program: 那个女生 Admission Comittee: 女生+女生家长 第一阶段： 男生对女生有兴趣，于是增加交往： The applicant is reviewing the program and keeping in contact. 男生发现对女生有感觉了，于是追求： The applicant is preparing his application to that program. 追到一定程度，进行了表白： The applicant has completed his application and submitted it. 在这过程当中会有一些礼品或者鲜花赠送： Application fee paid.
第二阶段： 女生有了回应，不管什么回应，只要有回应： Dear applicant, your application is completed and is being reviewed. 如果女生把这个事情告诉了家长： Application has been forwarded to admission comittee for reviewing. 女生直接拒绝了男生： Dear applicant, I am regret to inform you that at this time, I am not able to offer you a spot in my heart. 女生说现在不想谈/不知道如何回答你/等到XX以后再说： Dear applicant, your application received a very careful review and has been placed on the waiting list. You will be informed by XX(Date) once your status has been changed. 女生欣然接受： Congratulations! ....后面省略XX字 开始谈了，约会，各种情侣间的事情： The student is enrolled in the program. 带给家长看： The student is invited to an interview. 男生请客吃饭什么的： Program fee. 女生请客吃饭什么的： Scholarship/ Awards/ 全部女生请客。。： Tuition waived 最后修成正果，领证，结婚： A degree is granted.
General Program Admission Requirement: 1. We have only 1 seat available in our program. We will accept one new student only after a current student has been dismissed. 2. Application opens until a degree has been granted, no matter whether there is a student currently enrolled or not. 3. We DO NOT encourage you to apply to other program(s) while applying our program. If you wish to apply to others, you are highly recommended to withdrawl your application to our program first. 4. We review applications in a rolling basis. You will have more chances to be enrolled if you apply early.
General Degree Requirement: 1. Fully understant and love our program and highly desired to be in our program permanently and meanwhile, you fit our program. 2. Resonable standard test scores (Housing, Car, Total Assets, etc.) and sufficient financial support. 3. Working experience and resonable after-tax income. Although working experience is not a strict requirement on your degree, a student with W/E and resonable income will be more competitive and reliable. 4. We do not have a minimum requirement on your standard test scores, however, we evaluate a student comprehensively to make a decision on his degree. 5. The degree will pending final approval by the admission comittee before issuing. You will probably be invited to an interview. 以上纯属搞笑 欢迎进我Blog留言~~http://blog.sina.com.cn/s/blog_626867f30100qh6v.html
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写的好有意思~~哈哈哈~~LS说的也很在点~！
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