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myu123

媽的，只有690...差10分都不上700。輸血50分，語文32，唉吖6分，作文6（我也他媽鬱悶了，作文能拿6分，爲什麽我語文會那麽差呢？！）

輸血做到一半以爲掉褲了，出來純粹加減乘除的題；不過最後還有50分，上不了700應該是最後一道題沒做對。那道題記得可他媽清楚了，因爲不夠時間亂填的。。。題目是12個處女參加處美人大賽，分兩組，6人一組，問有多少种分法。答案應該是900+/2=400+，我選了900+。就這樣，我就無緣破700的處了。小泡友們可千萬別他媽栽到這題裏面了。只要記住那道題選400+的就可以了，就只有一個答案是400+的，別他媽填錯了！

別的題目，就看圖吧；萬年沒寫過字了，湊合著看吧。

Fuck this, I am going to just type them all the fck out.

Firstly, is the shiitty AW:
A shithole place called Helios is bragging that it's the fcking best place that corporations should look into it when they are looking for business opportunities and relocation. Reseasons being firstly that this shit place had had below average unemployment rate in its regions during the past recession. Secondly, Helios is the industrial center in its region. Thirdly, historically, it has provided more jobs than its share in the industrial business whatsoever. Lastly, Helios is seeking for business with R&D department focusing on innovative technology.

Grammar:
Even thought there is enough rain and snow falling in Vancouver's three main water dam providing enough water for 3 times of its population, Vancouver is fcked up because that exceeds their storing capacity.
Part underlined is the correct answer, just memorize it. Other flawed answers included:
1. rain & snow fell...that provide
2. rain & snow falls.. providing
3. rain & snow fall.. to provide
4. some bull shit that is completely non-sense

In searching.........., he found somebody useful, 接一個somebody的獨立主格.
Part underlined is the correct answer, just memorize it. Other flawed answers included:
1/2/3/4. 主謂不一致，或缺主謂的

Logic:
某郡人口增加但是就業率沒有增加，問爲什麽。jj有

魚湯的魚少了，如果一定要栽贓到修大壩的茬的話，要什麽理由才make sense？答案是有種藻在修爸以後就少了，魚湯的魚吃另一個魚，那個另一個魚靠那個藻爲生。

競選的人贏的一般投錢少，所以有結論說投錢多競選輸。讓讀者去找茬，答案是都那麽熟了，還投什麽錢讓你再認識我一遍啊，拿錢去吃喝嫖賭多好啊。迷惑選項有，有的競選人是基佬或者有小三所以“polictically vulnerable"不能讓人知道，那些都是捂嘴費。

Study conducted by a bunch of professors: two groups, eash individual of which is given $1. Difference is that individuals in group A are given $1 bill, and $1 coin which is rare on the other side. Two groups of people are then asked how many stripping club membership they can buy with that $1. Group A, on average, says 80! Group B, on average, says 40! Conclusion being "familiarity with the $1 bill gets those retards in Group A more close to the reality, vice versa for group B". Then the question being "if another experiement is carried out, which of the following must be fucking true under the same controling process used?"

Correct answer:
1. two $1 bills for group A which on average assumes they can buy more condums than group B which is given one rare $2 bill

Reading comprehension:
Girl Scout Girl Scount Girl Scount Girl Scount Girl Scount Girl Scount Girl Scount Girl Scount Girl Scount Girl Scount Girl Scount Girl Scount Girl Scount
Go fcking read Wikipedia & JJ!

Pussy that crushed the earth (Meteorite)
K-T extinction/boundary
Go check out Wikipedia & JJ

Math:
誰他媽快點批一下呀。。。。。。那些雞巴公式怎麽打呀？！打你妹啊!

zhouqian1989

楼主等待你的图片。。。

imererer

构筑这个题你确定吗？脱衣舞俱乐部？
Study conducted by a bunch of professors: two groups, eash individual of which is given $1. Difference is that individuals in group A are given $1 bill, and $1 coin which is rare on the other side. Two groups of people are then asked how many stripping club membership they can buy with that $1. Group A, on average, says 80! Group B, on average, says 40! Conclusion being "familiarity with the $1 bill gets those retards in Group A more close to the reality, vice versa for group B". Then the question being "if another experiement is carried out, which of the following must be fucking true under the same controling process used?"

Correct answer:
1. two $1 bills for group A which on average assumes they can buy more condums than group B which is given one rare $2 bill

lindaxinyi

楼主消气
同病相怜，上次跟楼主一样分包括IR和作文，当时一个感受啊，作文能拿6怎么就上不了7呢~ 就是FML

myu123

imererer 发表于 2016-1-7 10:48
构筑请问逻辑大坝那道题跟机经里有重复嘛？还是一道新的题？谢构筑！！！
1.说一个地方的水里含有A不可缺少 ...

不是1不是2，但是思路相似；應該是變形。

imererer

构筑请问逻辑大坝那道题跟机经里有重复嘛？还是一道新的题？谢构筑！！！
1.说一个地方的水里含有A不可缺少的nutrition，但是呢那里有个dam造成这nutrition少了，然后那里的某种鱼也少了，问解释。
构筑答案：选的是减少的某种鱼会吃以A为食的另一种鱼B。
2.有一个我记得是政府修水坝，结果会导致水中的一个C减少，所以环境学家反对。但是鱼不吃C，所以对鱼没影响。问WEAKEN
构筑答案：我选的是ALGA吃C，鱼吃ALGA

myu123

时不我待 发表于 2016-1-7 02:15
看了狗主的帖子使得我在沉闷抑郁的复习中爆发阵阵狂笑，辛苦了！

同意！               

时不我待

看了狗主的帖子使得我在沉闷抑郁的复习中爆发阵阵狂笑，辛苦了！

liuce1211

myu123 发表于 2016-1-7 01:21
試過了，說我今天已經不能再上傳了。。。。去他媽的

狗主我加你好友了，如果实在不能上传。你可以先发给我，我以评论的形式发上来，你在正文部分粗体标注图片位置就好。

myu123

liuce1211 发表于 2016-1-7 01:14
狗主试试把图片粘贴在word文档里，然后上传文档、辛苦啦

試過了，說我今天已經不能再上傳了。。。。去他媽的